Terrible idea ... atrocious execution.

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/20/2020 at 10:57 • Filed to: Dyin' ain't much of a livin'

$900 for this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! I don’t think so buddy.

I don’t know what the hell I’m looking at here, but it ain’t good.

DISCUSSION (36)

shop-teacher > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:01

Link in case of kinja.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/430065424560173/

SpecsGTP > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:04

It looks like Doc Brown’s 12-year old nephew was trying to go “B ack to the....front yard!"

Tripper > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:05

Yo dawg I heard you like death. So we made you a death trap out of other death traps so you can die while you die and maybe explode .

Kinja'd!!!

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:08

Betcha it’s fast as fuck though!

You can get to the accident faster.

ttyymmnn > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:09

Enhance....

Kinja'd!!!

I have no idea what is going on here.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:09

My level of want for this is OFF THE CHART! It looks like such a terrible idea and I LOVE IT!!!

ttyymmnn > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:11

she is my baby and does mostly run and drive

SOLD!

OBO hi yall! this is my labor of love, and I have to let her go but I need the money and dont really have the space anymore. this is a 1996 Suzuki Katana 750 powered 1997 Club Car Caryall 2. this has taked about $900 to build and too much time. she is my baby and does mostly run and drive. she also revs to 12 5 grand so she’s kinda loud at full open throttle but very fun :D she runs on 93 octane gas and at 10 5 makes about 100 horsies. Has suspension. Tires all ok and hold air. if you want I can throw in the head unit for like 15 (is an alpine) is not watercooled but air and oil coolers are in place and work. has exhaust system. has large 2 month old marine battery has lights but turn signals need to be hooked up. brand new skinny front tires. this golf cart alone goes for 5 grand in good condition (look it up) and thr motor is another 800, and was rebuilt about 8 months ago. want to sell soon. price is obo

ranwhenparked > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:16

Positive: that is cheap for a golf cart

Negative : more of a golf cart-shaped pile of parts and assorted lengths of wire

user314 > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:17

Kinja'd!!!

WilliamsSW > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
04/20/2020 at 11:23

Not only that, but when you hit a brick wall in the cart, you'll keep on going!

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:25

Q uestion - if someone buys this and kills themselves in it, are they still eligible for a Darwin Award, or is that reserved for the original builder?

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW
04/20/2020 at 11:30

I think whoever drives it willingly, qualifies.

shop-teacher > Tripper
04/20/2020 at 11:31

I laughed harder than I should have at this!

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW
04/20/2020 at 11:31

And then get sandwiched by the engine!

shop-teacher > ranwhenparked
04/20/2020 at 11:32

Yeah, I think at this point it’s more of a golf-cart-like-substance.

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn
04/20/2020 at 11:32

Nobody does! Least of all the seller!

shop-teacher > Snuze: Needs another Swede
04/20/2020 at 11:33

I have to admit to some amount of want as well :)

shop-teacher > SpecsGTP
04/20/2020 at 11:33

*rimshot*

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:37

this is my labor of love

Is an interesting way of saying “I slapped this together over eight beers and an afternoon, someone take my mistake away before I die on it”

haveacarortwoorthree2 > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:39

Per the ad, i t “does mostly run and drive.” OMG, laughing my ass off at this.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > WilliamsSW
04/20/2020 at 11:41

It is safer to be thrown clear of the crash. Science.

shop-teacher > haveacarortwoorthree2
04/20/2020 at 11:43

I wonder what his definition of “mostly” is?

Chariotoflove > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 11:59

It means when when you press the go pedal, it mostly moves forward, but some percentage of it stays behind.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 12:01

I think for me, part of it is that I frequently go to a test site at work in a remote area where the primary mode of transportation is golf carts. The idea of having something like this to race around and blow the doors off everyone else makes me giddy!

WilliamsSW > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
04/20/2020 at 12:10

In this case that might actually be true.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > shop-teacher
04/20/2020 at 12:11

Time to send this to a buddy of mine who does aircraft maintenance and fabrication and see what his response is. This looks to be almost peak “redneck engineering, ” it looks to need some help getting to the “works” part.

shop-teacher > Chariotoflove
04/20/2020 at 12:12

BWAHAHAHAHA!

shop-teacher > Snuze: Needs another Swede
04/20/2020 at 12:13

That actually makes sense!

shop-teacher > Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
04/20/2020 at 12:14

I bet it will make him start twitching.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
04/20/2020 at 12:42

Do you know what could be accomplished with this and 8 more beers and another afternoon?